CAPTURED BY ROBOTS, CEALED KASKET, SVLPHVRVS

Date/Time
Date(s) - Wed, October 17
8:00 pm

Location
Cobra Lounge

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Captured! By Robots / Cealed Kasket / Svlphvrvs

8 PM · Cobra Lounge

17+
Cobra Lounge
8:00PM
$12 ADV / $17 DOS

Captured! By Robots
2 kick ass robots, 1 stupid human. Brutal pummeling music. End of story.
But you wanna read more stupid crap? Ok, idiot human.
C!BR has been touring the world since 1997, playing thousands of dive bars for millions of drunk humans.
In 1996, Jay Vance made the robots because he was extremely unlikeable, and wanted to play in a band after all his past human bands hated him. He got to work. Shortly after, GTRBOT666 and DRMBOT 0110 were born. After a horrible accident involving many drugs and a chemical spill, the Bots became self aware and captured the human, now renamed JBOT. It was decided that they would travel the country, rocking out while bent on world domination and humiliating the masked and chained idiotic human in front of his human peers.

As well, JBOT’s mask was removed, after 15 years of captivity removal of the mask serves to show how ugly and disgusting the human JBOT really is.
The Bots and JBOT’s relationship has changed, now they are much more united in hating humanity. Stockholm syndrome? Maybe… Or maybe you all just suck really really bad.

C!BR’s newly found united aggression towards humanity has been channeled into fast n loud music, designed to deafen and destroy, to pound and pummel, breaking your bones with brutal tones.

Cealed Kasket
We drink, we smoke, we got a dungeon, a horse, a falcon and a sword called Samantor.

Svlphvrvs
Svlphvrvs is that near helpless reaction, within the woeful parameters of our social confines, to the endless and appalling stream of misfortunes we’re forced to endure or witness, directly or indirectly. Our plethora of deplorable vignettes about some heinous shit is what occurred, in lieu of something much worse, though regrettable in itself, when nothing else could be done. FFO: DRI, MDC, COC, Cryptic Slaughter, Bad Brains, Agnostic Front, Slayer, Discharge, Voivod, Spazz.

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